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EVER WONDER...
..why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
...why you don't ever see the headline
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
...why doctors call what they do "practice"?
...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?
...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods....
On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one .
On a Swedish chain saw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all need to smile
Quote ~ Before we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity?
Something to Think About ~ What makes you cry? What makes you laugh?
Most Interesting Thing I've Heard Recently: "Everything in this world should be a power of two; we should have 8 fingers and 8 toes... but I guess that could be arranged."
Something to Think About: Home is where your heart is where's your home?
Something to Think About: Who do you like talking to? How often do you talk to them? Why don't you call them up right now?
Word ~ lachrymose ~ \LAK-ruh-mohs\ 1. Given to shedding tears; suffused with tears; tearful. 2. Causing or tending to cause tears.
Bonus Quote ~ He who gives when he is asked has waited too long
Quote ~ God understands our prayers even when we can't find the words to say them.
Word ~ perfunctory ~ \pur-FUNGK-tuh-ree\ 1. Done merely to carry out a duty; performed mechanically or routinely
Truest Thing I've Heard Recently: 'There's no such thing as a 20 min nap. All my naps are at least 3 hours long.
Oddest Thing I've Heard Recently: 'I think I'm gonna start smoking, so I can take all those smoke breaks you guys take.'
Something to Think About: If you could be granted exactly one wish, what would you ask for?
Giving from the Heart.
Think. Don't just go to the store and buy whatever you see. Put some thought into your gift. What does he/she like? Are you getting them something you think they will like or someething that you would like?
Make them feel special. If you treat someone a little special, you just might make them light up with happiness. Everyone likes to feel special; give someone you care about that feeling. You can do this by leaving them an unexpected note telling them how much you care. Maybe leaving a flower or two on their bed, in their car, or at their house for no particular reason. Call them up for no reason other than to hear their voice or hear about their day. Send them a card or a postcard.
Be Creative. Don't be generic; be original. Think of something that is a little different and more personalized. For example, if it's a boyfriend or girlfriend, maybe they would like a pinic at the park, a day on the lake (paddle boating or canoeing), maybe make them their favorite dinner and dessert and watch their favorite movie or play their favorite game, write and sing them a song (I have a friend who did this for his gf, it was unbelievably cute - "I love you more than ice cream"), make an arts and crafts project (paint something, build something, decorate something, design something, etc), etc...
We always hear "the rules" from the feminine side. Ok - well now hear the guys' side - These are our rules!...
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. Why can't you just learn to put it down?! You lifted it up in the first place. Isn't there some rule somewhere that says to put things back the way you found them!?
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
But they are times for you to come up with something creative, and show how cute you are!! We need examples when we tell our girl friends how cute you are!
Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
Well that's just not fair. We want to think we're ALWAYS on your mind.
Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and NASCAR.
Oh you know you're not really thinking about that stuff. We tell you EVERYTHING we're thinking; why can't you do the same?
Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Eh, fine... Have your sports
Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
But Shopping is fun!
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
That's not true!!
Crying is blackmail.
...Sorry? It's not like we want to cry; it just happens.
Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
You should get hints. Come on now, you're a big boy.
We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
Ok ok. Got it. Just remember to check the calender, ok?
Most guys own three pairs of shoes -- tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
We're just trying to look cute for you! Sheesh!
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Nope, try again.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
But you're supposed to listen. :)
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Huh? I don't get it.
Check your oil! Please.
But that's what you're for.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
Agreed. (But you better remember this rule yourself!)
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
Fine. I don't like soap operas anyway.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
I don't think you're allowed to get out of things like that.
Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
You can look; but you can't touch.
You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
WHAT?! I am SOOOO much more important than the TV
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. Guys and their pride.
The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
We just want to be reassured sometimes of how much you do care.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
UGH. It's worth the hassle. Well, maybe not. But even if it's not, you're supposed to care!
Things a guy should never do:
1) Say you're going to call and not call.
Translation: Follow through on promises.
2) Say "I love you" and not mean it.
And not be able to back it up with a ring!
3) Tell a girl one thing and guy buddies another.
Translation: Make sure you tell your buddies not to repeat what you said.
4) Eat worms.
Cheeseburgers are better!
5) Use inappropriate language in front of those who don't care to hear it.
6) Make a girl cry.
But what if you say something so sweet she cries out of pure joy? What about that?
7) Do stupid things.
That's specific.
8) Speak without thinking.
9) Avoid getting involved because you're scared of future let downs.
But one day she will die and I don't know if I can take a break up like that :)
10) Lie.
11) Ignore someone and just hope they'll go away.
Yeah, you just need to go up to them and say "Go Away! I never want to see you again!" :)
12) Lead someone on to believe more than what's true.
You mean I shouldn't tell them I live in a mansion, own a corvette and work as an underwear model after school.
13) Keep a girl from hanging out with her friends.
How would I do that, chain her to the wall?
14) Pressure anyone into anything.
15) Kiss and tell.
Why? The girls do.
16) Jump off a building.
That was random.
17) Smoke (ick, stinky breath).
18) When asked if they want to go to a dance, say "if you can't find anyone else, I'll take you."
19) When asked if you want to go somewhere, shrug and say "I don't care, I guess." HINT: Show some enthusiasm! Don't be apathetic.
But apathy is all I have left!
20) Flirt with someone else in front of a girl you know likes you.
But so many girls like me I can't help it ;) ;) If only it were true!
21) Don't stalk her, but show you're interested.
Flash her a little leg!
22) Avoid eye contact.
23) Pass her in the hall and not acknowledge her presence.
What should I do, bow down and kiss her feet?
24) Try too hard.
How hard is too hard?
26) Don't relieve gas (in any way) while making out.
I assume that to think of this one it actually happened to someone writing this. You know you are really comfortable around a girl when you can rip a wet one and neither of you reacts in any way!!!
27) Cancel plans with her (last minute) to hang out with guys.
But what if you forgot it was poker night? Or the night to go to Hooters!!!
28) Tell her friends of your disputes together.
29) Ask her out in front of others.
Why not?
30) Throw away letters from her (unless you can be incriminated by them).
Why, will you girls come by to check that we still have them periodically.
31) Smile and nod (Do, listen!)
*smiling and nodding* oh, sorry, what were you saying?
32) Say things you don't mean.
33) When asked why you like her, answer with superficial reasons.
Why am I dating her? Cause she has great looking... eyes :)
34) Insult her intelligence.
I would never belittle a girl... do you know what belittle means? :)
35) Let your ego get too big.
What if it's too late? Like for several guys at our school?
36) Put down her friends.
But what if they suck?
37) Agree with everything she says (but be sure to agree sometimes).
I disagree
38) Say its a "woman's job."
You mean like cooking and doing the laundry? That one's for you Josh!
39) Refer to her as "woman."
You mean like "Back in the kitchen, woman"?
40) Shove popcorn kernels up your nose.
But then you can shoot them at people :)
41) Gross her out.
You mean like shooting popcorn kernels out your nose? ;)
42) Break her heart.
duh
43) Smack gum.
46) Be stupid.
This sounds a lot like #7
47) Bring up past events.
Even good ones?
48) Dwindle on trivial things
Is dwindle even a word? Don't you mean "dwell"?
49) Forget to shave.
50) Leave the seat up.
Isn't this more for married couples because that's the only time a guy and a girl will be sharing a bathrooom!
51) Ask guy friends for advice.
Like hell! I gotta talk to my hommies!
52) Fall asleep while talking to her.
zzzz... huh, what did you say?
53) Hurt her.
54) Doubt her.
I don't know...
55) Comment on her weight (even if you think it's just fine).
Watch out guys, you can get shot for that.
56) Do drugs.
Just say no. I believe that was Barbara Bush's idea.
57) Talk about movie stars and their apparel (or lack their of) and how "hot" she is.
Hey guys, Jennifer Love Hewitt will be on TV on Monday and man is she... of a very high temperature :)
58) Be obnoxious.
I hate that word :)
59) Make fun of her in any way.
60) Be nervous.
Things I've Learned about Life...
You should never take a phone call while entertaining company. If you think it's important you should say "I'm sorry, I need to grab this phone call." And then take the phone call but keep it as short as possible. Just chatting on the phone with someone while you are entertaining someone else is very rude.
Listen to your heart. What's it telling you?
Keep yourself happy.
Staying busy is fun. But don't overload yourself; that's bad
The way people percieve you can be totally different from how you percieve yourself. And both of these can each be very far or close to reality.
Be happy, and you'll be happy. Period.
People should make a concious effort to achieve self-understading. I don't understand myself at all. I mean, many times I think I've got myself figured out, and then I go and do something stupid, and I have no idea where it came from. Or I think that by doing one thing, I can make everything better or differnt or whatever. And then I do whatever it is I thought I should do, and nothing gets better or different or whatever... You would think that everything you do could be predicated (to some extent) since after all, you know yourself better than anyone, right? Hmm... Actually, I don't think I make any sense at all. So I will stop talking now. (But first: How can I expect anyone else to understand me, when I can't even understand myself?)
Life is waaay not easy.
You should be passionate about at least one thing in your life; but the more things you are passionate about the better. Well actually, I think there must be some upper limit to the number of things you should be passionate about
-- You should always think through everything you do. Well, maybe not. But I think I tend to try to act with my heart more than I do with my brain. Which might be a good thing in some cases, but in others, it's just terrible. Horrible, in fact.
Realistic New Year's Resolutions
Learn to snowboard.
Learn that there is more to life than surfing the Internet.
Learn how to change the oil in my car.
Never take my significant other for granted.
Watch a sunset.
Drink more water.
Buy a new larger monitor for my computer.
Find a playground and go for a swing.
Go to a park and fly a kite.
Learn a new word everyday.
Vote.
Remember to keep in touch with my old friends.
Get out of the house more often.
Be sincere.
Be content.
Study more.
Be a better person.
Start writing actual letters again.
Take a road trip.
Surprise your loved one by preparing a romantic dinner.
Stop whining about everything that is wrong.
Find a more scenic route, and take it.
Call my family in other states more.
Buy a video camera and make memories.
NOT-So-Realistic New Year's Resolutions
I will eat breakfast every morning.
Start a home-based business.
Never wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
Forgive and forget.
Manage my time better than I do now.
Smile more often.
Stop hating others.
Start exercising and do it regularly.
Enjoy life and stop worrying about things I can't control.
Embrace change.
Raise your self esteem about yourself! It might lighten you up.
Stop worrying.
Love my life or improve the things I don't like. They won't improve themselves.
Sleep less.
Buy a telescope to go stargazing.
Learn to cook my own meals.
Stop biting my nails.
Live for today.
Learn to love myself and stop hating the things that make me unique.
Don't be so critical of others.
Never let someone push me around.
Don't touch my computer for a whole day or a whole week.
Say "no" when I want to.
Save money for a new car.
Don't waste time.
Live in the present, not in the past or future.
Stop procrastinating.
Take more interest in my hobbies.
Learn to see the beauty in everything.
Learn to manage my money.
Don't pass up once in a lifetime opportunities.
Set the alarm clock every morning.
Don't be so hard on others.
Don't let a bad day affect how I treat others.
Eat less junk food/fast food.
Watch the sun rise and set in the same day.
Don't try to prove myself to others.
Save more money and spend less than I did last year.
Have more confidence in myself.
Try my hardest at everything I do.
Stop being so lazy.
Go to a spa for a day and pamper myself.
Don't over-analyze the situation!
Make a difference in someone else's life.
Awww, I am sure his parents are so proud.
Read Slowly...
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most?
Saying something and wishing you hadn't?, or
Saying nothing and wishing you had?
I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say.
Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them. If you do, they might
break your heart...if you don't, you might break theirs.
Have u ever decided not 2 become a couple because you were so afraid of
losing what you already had with that person?
Your heart decides whom it likes and whom it doesn't.
You can't tell your heart what to do.
It does it on its own....when you least suspect it, or even when you
don't want it to.
Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that
other person was too afraid to let you?
Too many of us stay walled up because we are too afraid to care too
much...for fear that the other person does not care as much, or even at
all.
Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of
rejection was too hard to handle?
We tell lies when we are afraid... afraid of what we
don't know, afraid of what others will think,
afraid of what will be
found out about us.
But every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.
Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump.
Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have
done, or could have had.
* What would you do if every time you fell in love you had to say
good-bye?
*What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be
there?
*What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you
never got
to tell them how you felt?
(even if it is that you don't care anymore)
*What would you do if you loved someone
more than ever and you couldn't
have them?
*What would you do if you never got the chance to say I am friends with
all of my family and they know I love them?*
People live, but people die.
And I want to tell you that
you are a friend.
If you died tomorrow (God Forbid), you would be
in my heart.
Would I be in yours?
If you care about me as
much as I care about you, you will send this back
You might be best friends one year,
pretty good friends the next year,
don't talk that often the next,
anddon't want to talk at all the year after that.
So, I just wanted to say,
even if Inever talk to you again in my life,
you are special to me and
you have made a difference in my life,
Ilook up to you,
respect you, and
truly cherish you.
Let old friends know you
haven't forgotten them,
and tell new friends you never will.
Remember, everyone needs a friend,
someday you might feel like you have
NO FRIENDS at all,
just remember this
and takecomfort in knowing
somebody out there cares about you
and .. always will..
I LOVE YOU!!!!
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MILITARY RULES FOR THE NON-MILITARY PERSONNEL
Dear Civilians,
We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many
civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you
who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas we
would like your assistance with:
1. The next time you see an adult talking during the playing of the
National Anthem .... kick their ass.
2. When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag in
protest... kick their ass.
3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest
amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise,
quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the very
freedom they bask in every second of every day. Enlighten them on the many
sacrifices these Veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them
down while a Disabled Veteran.... kicks their ass.
4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were.
Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling others that you used to be
"Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay
if you were still seven. Now, it will only make you look stupid and ...get
your ass kicked.
5. If you witness someone calling an enlisted Marine "Sir," stand back
...the Marine will kick their ass.
6. Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you
fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance
deserves....an ass kickin' (children are exempt).
7. Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is not a blooper. It was
a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or later... your ass will
be kicked.
8. Next time Old Glory prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet
and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank
the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her. Of course,
failure to do either of those could earn you.... a severe ass kicking.
9. What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the enemy. The
proper word to describe her is "traitor." Mention her nomination for
"Woman of the Year" and...... get your ass kicked.
10. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed the same regardless of our party
affiliation. Our Chain of Command, is topped by our Commander in Chief.
The President of the United States is our CIC regardless of political
party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important
buildings where all those "representatives" meet. All we know is that when
those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the
military to go straighten it out. The military member might direct you to
Oliver North........ I can see him kicking your ass already.
11. "Your moma wears combat boots" never made sense to me... stop saying
it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and probably...... kick
your ass!
12. Bin Laden and the Taliban and other maggots like them are not
communists, so stop saying "Let's go kill those Commie's!" And stop asking
us where he is! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That
reminds me ... if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers;
let me know, so I can go........ kick their ass.
13. Bus Driver, Jar Head, Grunt, Swabbie, Squid, etc, are terms of
endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member
or vet, you have not earned the right to use them and doing so
could.....get your ass kicked.
14. Last but not least, whether or not you become a member of the
military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and
religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends please remember
that there are, literally, thousands of troops overseas wishing they could
be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they
make every day. Without them, our country would...... get IT'S ass kicked.
 
I am a perfect girlfriend....
What kind of girlfriend are you? 
FriEndS PuNk SitE Are You Lonely?? Bondage movie! You're into BSDM (Bondage & Discipline, Dominance & Submission) and chances are, you're fond of whips, chains, harnesses, and tight leather outfits. You like to mix a little pain with a LOT of pleasure, baby!
Jordan from NFG..He's cute, he's in a band. What's not to love? Just watch out for the preteens.
Who Are you most likely to Bang?? Which Beautiful women are you? 
You are the mystery woman
Drugs: Ecstacy, Pot, Crack, you've done them all. The latest drugs hit you before they even hit the general population. There are more pills in your system than there are stars in the sky.
What Group are you in, at your highschool? Your a real Rebel! You are your own group, your the stand against society! Your everything mixed into one!
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Natural Highs
1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Finding the sweater you want is on sale for half price.
12. Chocolate milkshake. (or vanilla!) (or strawberry)
13. A long distance phone call.
14. A bubble bath.
15. Giggling.
16. A good conversation.
17 The beach
18. Finding a 20 in your coat from last winter.
19. Laughing at yourself.
20. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
21. Running through sprinklers.
22. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
23. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
24. Laughing at an inside joke.
25. Friends.
26. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
27. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
28. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
29. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
30. Playing with a new puppy.
31. Having someone play with your hair.
32. Sweet dreams.
33. Hot chocolate.
34. Road trips with friends.
35. Swinging on swings.
36. Wrapping presents under the Christmas tree while eating cookies and drinking your favorite tipple.
37. Song lyrics printed inside your new CD so you can sing along without feeling stupid.
38. Going to a really good concert.
39. Making eye contact with a cute stranger
40. Winning a really competitive game.
41. Making chocolate chip cookies.
42. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
43. Spending time with close friends.
44. Seeing smiles and hearing laughter from your friends.
45. Holding hands with someone you care about.
46. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change
47. Riding the best roller coasters over and over.
48. Watching the _expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
49. Watching the sunrise.
50. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
Growing old is manditory...but growing up...well that my friends...is OPTIONAL! 
SEX
People have always said that sex was good for you and finally we have proof! Here are just a few of the benefits from sex...
Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when woman make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth.
Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering from dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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