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my name aint elmo but u can tickle me if u want!!
I wish that u made me happier than i was b4 but in reality u made me cry and u wont get anotha try!
If you hate me why do you always make me the center of your world?
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It's means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.
Know everyone you love but dont love everyone you know
Boys r like cleanx......... soft strong and disposable
I'm 32% hottie, 15% naughty, 28% fine, 23% that I bet ya wanna be mine, and 2% innocent. It all equals out to 100% of what your man wants!
*:. my mom told to me never take candy from strangers, but strangers have the best darn candy! .:*:.
~*Boys are bad, throw rocks at them all*~
Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil devil!
Tell me that you love me
Tell me that you care
Even if you're lying,
Thats what I need to hear
I think it's werid when i love you,
I think it's werid when i care
I think it's werid when i want you,
when you dont even know i am there
What happens if you get scared to death....twice?
I'm Blonde, what's ur excuse?
Cry your heart out, let it all go. Cuz remember, after every tear, comes a rainbow!
*SuRgEoN GeNeRaL WaRniNg*
*fLiRtiN WiT Me MaY LeAd 2ExTrEmE iNFaTuAtiOn *
*& iN SoMe CaSeS UnBeLiEvEaBLe pLeAsUrE*
MY *FANTASY* HAS TURNED TO MADNESS. ALL MY *GOODNESS*HAS TURNED TO BADNESS. MY NEED TO HAVE *YOU* HAS TAKEN MY SOUL. MY *HEART* IS TREMBLING--- I*VE JUST LOST CONTROL....
Did it hurt when I fell from heaven? No, but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the devil.
X-tReMe Is NoT a MoOd, It'S a LYFE-STYLE!!!!!!
WhAt U sEe Is WhAt U gEt So MaKe Ur MoVe.... U wOnT rEgReT!!!!
ThEy SaY kIsSiNg Is Da LaNgUaGe Of LuV.. CaRe 2 InDuLgE iN a LiL cOnVo?-=
no where on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair
*~*I had a dream that i still loved u *~* I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING!!!!!!
There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
YeH u'D bE PReTTy gOoDLOoKiN iF iT WaSnT FoR yOuR FaCe
Theres a danger in loveing somebody too much and its sad when you know its their heart u cant trust. theres a reason why people dont stay who they are. baby sometimes love just aint enough
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
I see you next to never, how can we say forever.. wherever you go, whatever you do, i will be right here waiting for you, whatever it takes, or how my heart breaks, i will be right here waiting for you...
You're like a pebble in the sand....ur pretty enuff 2 hold on 2 but i hafta let u go...
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DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT
When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you*When i first talked to you I was afraid to like you*When i first liked you i was afarid to love you*Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you
If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever
I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night
A MeMoRy LaStS 4eVeR NeVeR DoEs it DiE TrUe FrieNdS StAy toGeThEr AnD NeVer SaY GoOdByE
Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream
NoThiN iS mOrE pAiNfuL Then ReALiZiN He MenT eVeRyThiN 2 u,& u MenT nOtHiN 2 HiM
Roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?
I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty
If ur naughty go 2 ur room..
If u wanna be naughty, go 2 mine
God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
Heaven won't have me and hells afraid i'll take over!
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,
But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry
Some day u'll cry for me like i cried for you ¤ Some day u'll miss me like i missed you ¤ Some day u'll need me like i needed you
¤ Some day u'll love me, but i wont luv you
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!
If You Luv Me... Let Me Know... If You Don't... Then Let Me Go...
It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!"
It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!"
If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun
and squirt it into other peoples eyes!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, go light it yourself.
EvEry MaN CaN mAkE PrOmiSeS, BuT HeRoS kEEp tHeM
My door is Always open, so feel free to leave!!
Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film
SMILE! it scares people...
a tear for a tear, an eye for an eye, and you know that my heart don't cry....
Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!
I went to Hell
I went to Heaven
I came back to Earth
And found no where to sk8.
never underestimate the power of blondes especally if there is more than one
*You Can Think Ur Prettier than Me..Its Okay to Lie to Yourself Everyonce in awhile!!*
When you're arguing with an idiot, make sure that the other person isn't doing the same thing!
* A GoOd gUrL Is hArD tO FiNd *
* A bAd gUrL iS hArd To ReSiSt*
People Create their own Drama.
We weren't sisters by birth, but we knew from the start... fate brought us together to be sisters by heart!
*A DaY WiThOuT LiGhT iS.. LiKe... WeLL... UmMM.. NiGhT!*
*I didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits!!!*
YoU tHiNk He ThInKs Ur KoOl,
YoU tHiNk He ThInKs Ur HoTt,
WeLl FrOm FrOm WhAt
He TeLlS mE, hE dOeS nOt!!!
couriosity killed the cat but the monkey gets away with murder
*~* I am Too Much *PRINCESS* for one boy *~*
I Must Be Wishin' On Someone Else's Star, Because SHE Keeps Gettin' What I'm Wishin' For!!!
*~LoViNg HiM wAsN't ThE pRoBlEm,
GeTtInG tO cLoSe WaS ~*
NeVer Underestimate the power of BEST FRIENDS,
especially when they're TOGETHER
~*~ Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
Life is short
so PARTY we must!! ~*~
i'm so great, i'm jealous of myself
i love rainbows i love rain
i love u and ...........
um i forgot the rest but i think ur hot
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up.
Now what the hell do i feed it?
LoVe Me NoW, oR lOvE mE nEvA,
bUt If U lOvE mE, lOvE mE 4-eVa
Im so cool i make ice jealous.
Im so hot, fire dont stand a chance.
OMG! You killed ashleigh!!! How much do I owe u?
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These Are the New ones
Constipated peeps don't give a crap!
It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on!
If it weren't for the last minute I wouldn't get anything done!
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
What do you do when the only person that can stop you from crying is the one who is making you cry?
The question isn't would you die for a friend, rather do you have a friend worth dying for?
It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than a love into friendship
It is really amazing when two strangers become best friends, but is it really sad when the best of friends become strangers.
Women are born with something men will never possess: a clue.
Boys are like stars, there are millions but only one shines for you.
I believe in Angels, the kind that Heaven sends, I am surrounded by Angels, I call them my ~*~Best Friends~*~
Men are like Roses... watch out for the pricks!
Men are also like parking spaces, the good ones are always taken.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty... what the heck happened to you?
The worst thing in life is watching the person you love... love someone else.
Me and my girls, we got class
you mess with us, and we'll kick your ass.
And for all you hoes who think your it
compared to us, you just 'aint sh*t.
God made rivers, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt
If he loves me only in my dreams, then let me sleep forever
If love isn't a game, then why are there so many players?
Love is like a fire, but whether its going to warm your heart or burn your soul, you can never tell
Yesterdays history, tomorrows mystery, but today is a gift and that's why we call it the present
You must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you.
I know milk does the body good but damn boy how much milk did u drink?
to the world u may be 1 person but to 1 person u may be the world!
You're like a four-leaf clover; rare to find but lucky to have.
No guy is worth your tears & when you find one that is, he won't make you cry.
I know u think I'm cute..
..I know u think I'm fine..
..But like the rest of the guys..
..Take a number and wait in line..
I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
Dont ever be afraid to come to me and cry.
Dont ever hesitate to look me in the eye.
Dont ever be afraid to tell me how you feel,
remember, youre my girl and we gotta keep it real!
Whats better a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
i dont swim in your toilet, so dont pee in my pool
See my halo? Bright and shiny...mess w/ me i'll kick your hiney!
I'm a princess, I live in the clouds, if you wanna kick it wit me you better down, so get on your knees and call me your highness, cuz baby believe, I'm minnesotas finest!!!
I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, then I remembered, oh yeah! Suicide's a crime!
A swear I'm an angel the horns are just there to hold up my halo!
Life isn't a garden...so stop being a hoe!!!
*Never give up if u still wanna try*
*Never wipe your tears if u still wanna cry*
*Never settle for the answer if u still wanna know*
*Never say u don't like him if u can't let him go*
If you treat a woman like an object that is just wrong.
But if you treat an object like a woman that is just disgusting!
GOD MADE COKE, GOD MADE PEPSI,GOD MADE ME,SO DAMN SEXY!
Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a booty
You can complain because the roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because the thorns have roses.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened
Everythings the same when you turn out the light, so maybe to erase all the problems in the world it for God to reach over and turn out the light
Guys are like stars! Only one makes your dreams come true.
Our eyes are placed in front because it's more important to look ahead than to look back
Cry yourself a river, build a bridge,& get over it
You might regret what you do-but you'll regret what you don't do SO much more
"Not until your worse moment do you truly realize who your friends are, who will stand beside you, who cares, and most of all who sees you as something special and loves you."
once a boy asked his dad is God a boy or a girl?¿? his dad said both... then he asked if God was black or white?¿? his dad said both... then he asked is God Michael Jackson?¿?
Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister
see if you can do this:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on.
You know what pisses me off? People who point at the wrist when asking the time, i know where my watch is buddy where the f**k is yours? I mean do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??
I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, but suicide is a crime!
I am right 90% of the time. So why worry about the other 3%?
Rules of me:
#1. i am always right
#2, just in case i am wrong see rule #1
Sex is like math...- the clothes, +the bed, /the legs, ...and pray to god you don't multiply
Procrastination is like masturbation...in the end you just end up screwing yourself.
If you want me to fall for you, you better get something for me to trip over.
I need to feed my pet leprechaun, so I can get the gold at the end of the rainbow, so just sit back and relax...This may take a while.....
Roses are red...
Violets are blue...
I am scitzophrenic...
And so am I
Don't hate me cause im beautiful, hate me cause ur boyfriend thinks I am
We do not stop playing because we grow old
we grow old because we stop playing.
Never Be The First To Get Old!!!!!
SoRry If some are on here more then once!!
CLICK YOUR HEELS AND SAY "I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE"
Did it hurt when I fell from heaven? No, but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the devil.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS
every hottie with a body, needs a cutie with a bootie
Ociffer, I swear to drunk Im not God!!!!!!
Im not as think as you drunk i am... Its drain bamage
There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Im so great... im jealous of myself
Yes...I am the center of the universe!
My door is Always open, so feel free to leave!!
if u dont like the way i drive, get off the sidewalk
When me and you met the angels whispered "Perfect"
I wrote your name on a paper but by an accident I threw it away
I wrote your name on m hand but i washed it the next day
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away
I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay
If you be sugar, I'll be spice
If you be fire, I'll be ice
If your cold, I'll make you hot
As long as you give me all you've got
HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!! I'VE STARTED TALKING AND I CAN'T SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!
Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz that's all we'll ever be?
No guy is worth your tears & when you find one that is, he won't make you cry.
Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again
When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you*When i first talked to you I was afraid to like you*When i first liked you i was afarid to love you*Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you
Last night I looked up at the stars And matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars
I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night
It's hard to tell your mind to stop lovin sumone when your heart still does...
Some times ur mind doesnt want u 2 be in love..but deep down u know you are....
If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever.. If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..If Yur askin what I value the Answer is U.. if Yur askin if I love U the answer is I do
*If The Only Possible Way We Can Be Together Is In My Dreams...Then I'll Sleep Forever*
If lovin' u is wrong- I don't want 2 be right
I wRoTe YoUr NaMe In ThE sAnD bUt ThE wAvEs WaShEd It AwAy, ThEn I wRoTe It In ThE sKy BuT tHe WiNd BlEw It AwAy, So I wRoTe It In My HeArT aNd ThAt'S wHeRe It WiLl sTaY
831-8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning, I love you
143- 1 letter- I, 4 letters- LOVE, 3 letters- YOU
IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET ID PUT "U" AND "I" TOGETHER
Love is when u cant pay attention in class... cuz u foreva writin ur first name wit his last
How do u know if it's right? and if it is right........ what if u've already let him go?
its funny how a heart is two tear drops upside down
If you HoLd mY haND .... HoLD It TiGhT caUse WheN yoU LeT GO... OuR LOve HaS BeeN LosT..
love will die if held too tightly love will fly if held too lightly.
I dOnT nEeD 2 dReAm - I gOt U !!
Y are so many Guyz Playez!? Do they think they can win that way!?!?
i love rainbows i love rain i love u and ........... um i forgot the rest but i think ur hot
If you say you had the best dream last night, Ten how come I wasnt in it?!
i cRiEd tOdAy.. nOt bEaCaUsE i mIsS yOu.. oR eVeN wAnTeD yOu bUt bEcAuSe i fInAlLy rEaLiZeD iM gOnNa bE AlRiTe wItH oUt yOu
LoVe Me NoW, oR lOvE mE nEvA, bUt If U lOvE mE, lOvE mE 4-eVa
Today i came upon an angel, i tapped him on the shoulder, he turned around and it was you!
guyz are nothing without their gurlz, gurlz are everything without their guyz
i might be sexy i might be sweet but without you im incompelete
Not all guys are players, but all players are guys, and their favorite game is to make you cry.
I thought that U+ME=Never, but it turned out that it meant 4ever
u DoNt DeSeRvE Me i KnOw ThAt ItS TrUe, bUt I WaNt u So bAd.. WuT Do I Do
They say a picture is worth a thousond words, but when i looked at yours, i couldn't say anything
*Today I Love U More Than Yesterday, but Not as much as Tomorrow*
My heart is lost~ im off 2 find it. once i do, i gotta bind it. cuz if i dont then it'll be a mess my luv 4 u will pour out and then there'd b less.
milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?
A MiLLi0n WoRDs Would Not Bring You Back, I Kn0w, BecauseI've Tried. Neither Would A Million TeaRs. I Know, BeCause I've Cried
NoThiN iS mOrE pAiNfuL Then ReALiZiN He MenT eVeRyThiN 2 u,& u MenT nOtHiN 2 HiM
The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs
you used to make me smile, you used to make me laugh, but now your attitude makes me want to yak
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you..I wish that someday I'd dream bout my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
**it takes seconds to trust and only
seconds to destroy that trust**
Sometimes you have to sacrifice LOVE,
just to save a FRIENDSHIP.
A small mind and a big mouth
are usually found in the same place
*~If it looks like a duck,
smells like a duck,
and quacks like a duck,
then it is not a dog!!~*
JuSt BeCaUSe LiPs HaVe MeT
DoESn't MeAn HeArTs HaVe JoInEd
You broke my heart into pieces,
so now its my turn to break something of yours.
A smile is worth a thousand words,
but cant we say the same about a frown?
DoN't WeAr A fRoWn, iTs NeVeR iN sTyLe...
JuSt Do YoUr BeSt To SMILE SMILE SMILE!!
¡¡ I wanted to stop !!
*§* I just couldn't *§*
¿ How can I ?
..:. I was addicted .:..
EveRy 45 seConDs a poT smoKeR geTs buSteD...thAts whY i aM alwAys paraNoiD!...just to let You kNow
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some Marijuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said do you wanna? Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill and then they had a son.
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I tried to sniff coke once.....but the ice cubes got stuck.
Following the yellow brick road......Damn munchkins!
Yankee Doodle went to town ridin on his mother every time he hit a bump he had another brother.
Its not right for people to walk around with there shirts off to show their muscles... I mean you don't see me walking around with my shorts off.....
Instructions on how to keep an idiot busy: Read instructions again.
To the world you're maybe one person but to one person you maybe the world. Always rememeber you're loved; never forget someone always cares.
When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying.
Don't dwell on what you can't change.
If opportunity doesn't knock...build a door.
Always smile even if it's a sad smile because sadder than a sad smile is the sadness of not knowing how to smile.
Do you yahoo? I sure as hell don't
Suicide Hotline... please hold
Hey...I'd loved to chat and all, but I'm too busy chasing the furry little men around my room....
What do I look like, a news channel?
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Others stay for a while and leave footprints in our hearts and we are never, ever, the same
You'll never know the worth of water till the well is dry.
LOVE starts with a SMILE  , grows with a KISS  , and ends with a TEAR. 
DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave,  and impossible to forget. 
You can only go as far as you push.
ACTIONS speak louder than words. 
The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.
DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. 
LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while  you might miss it.
A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE.
Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. 
BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. 
When it HURTS  to look back, and you're SCARED  to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. 
TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER.
Good friends are like STARS  You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE.
DON'T frown.  You never know who is falling in love with your smile. 
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry? 
Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
Most people walk in and out of your life, but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart. 
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