You know what pisses me off? People who point at the wrist when asking the time, i know where my watch is buddy where the f**k is yours? I mean do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??
When a little bird is in the road in front of my car, and it just sits there until the very last minute, and then flies away, so that I get all worried like I'm gonna hit the poor thing.
Gigantic, slow-moving vehicles that drive in the passing lane without passing anyone. If you have more than 10 wheels, then YOU DON'T BELONG IN THE PASSING LANE. Am I the only person who understands these important things?
People who feel the need to dress or act or talk a certain way, in order to give their lives purpose and meaning by identifying with some trend.
Cars with loud mufflers and weak engines
When people complain about their weight, and decide to go on a diet to remedy the situation. This mindset is all wrong and totally illogical. If you're unhappy with your weight, then you need to change your eating habits permanently (i.e., eat better all the time, not just "go on a diet" for a while), and EXERCISE MORE. The whole reason we eat food is to get energy to power our muscles to cause MOTION. You can't be suprised that you're not losing weight if you're not exercising a bunch every day.
Websites with dark backgrounds and dark text... or light backgrounds and light text.
"VITAMIN X ADDED!!!!" in my food. I don't want vitamin C added to my ketchup, and I don't want calcium added to my orange juice. I don't want anything there that wasn't there in the first place -- it doesn't belong there, and it doesn't taste the same.
Instant Messenger profiles that never change. And websites that never change
The word homophobia. Let's be honest, no one's really scared of gay people. It's a loaded word used by gay and pro-gay people to put down those who think it's wrong to be gay. If they wanted to be honest, they'd say "that person thinks it's wrong to be gay," instead of "that person is homophobic," but who wants to be honest nowadays.
Cheap paper towels that don't tear on the perforations
Cheap paper towels period. The $5/year that you save by not buying Bounty isn't worth the aggravation of a year's worth of sub-par paper towel performance
Most freshmen...NOT ALL!!!
bbmak
beans...they make me angry
LIARS
rules
when i walk into the kitchen and every clock i have is at a different time
people who are to lazy to change the clocks that are all different
bitchy teachers....now come on we dont need thier crap
diet pop
people who Use alcohol, tobacco or drugs or much caffeine when pregnant
Child abusers, rapists.. come on folks, if anyone who thinks taking advantage of a child or someone else weaker than themselves is fun, you need serious therapy. But as we all know when a rapist or child abuser gets put in prison it doesn't take very long for the general population to find out why they are there and then they get theirs. Turn about. And the myth that ALL child abusers are gay is just that, a myth. And while we're on the subject of gay people, WHO made up the rule that gay people do not make good parents and that they raise gay children? That is a load of bull. I know a lot of people who have gay parents and they are just as straight as the next "NORMAL" person, whatever tat word means. Face it folks, "Normal" is a cycle on a washing machine. And I know a lot of gay people whose parents are straight and have been happily married for years and years. So, explain that one to me, if you can.
Politicians! ....Hello! People....They all just want to get into office...They will say and do anything to make you believe they are sincere! And do not let these lying assholes kiss your babies....god only knows where their mouth has been
Censorship! I want to hear or see something before I think its total shit....I don't want to be told its good for me because someone else didn't like it and therefore don't want anyone else to see or hear it. This is a right everyone should be entitled too....too see for themselves whether or not something is "good for them" or not.
Know-It Alls! This is so annoying to be talking to someone who believes themselves to have a higher intelligence level then Einstin...who believe that everything they say is right and that anything you say is wrong. One of the best things in the world...is too be able to prove a know-it-all wrong about something.
People who condemn people for doing certain things and then turn around and do exactly what they condemned someone else for doing. Judgemental People need to do themselves a favor and look at theirselves
People who run-over woodland creatures for fun! Yes they do exist and they seriously need to stop taking their rage out on defenseless things that are crossing the road. Not only that but some people think its fun. Clearly this shows how deprived their lives are....(So what I am really saying....These people NEED 2 Get a Life)
Sickness.....Cancer, Aids, The common cold....ANything that makes anyone sick. I can't stand to be sick at all..or see anyone else sick. And whats worse is hospitals that don't give people the proper medicial care because they lack insurance. THAT IS LACKING in HUMAN KINDNESS department....People's Lives shouldn't have a pricetag attached to them. And its sad that the Eldarly end up in those awful nursing homes that don't resemble in any shape or fashion a real home-like environment. How would you like to work your entire life away at a stinking lousy job only to one day end up in a nursing home...a place that looks and feels cold....before your even dead.
Rich people who talk about how poor they are! Always trying to come up with more and more money when they have enough to last them and perhaps Come On.....appreciate what you have and stop your bitching and whining! Ever heard the expression Enough is Enough? Well thats true in more then one way.
People who misspell or misuse words, or even those that feel they have to abbreviate every fucking word and use numbers as words (i.e., I had 2 go to 2 the store 4 'sum' milk) fucking idiots!!
Rap artists who have to make up a stupid fucking rap name that's really just a word spelled wrong (i.e., Ludacris) These people should be killed.
The fact that television like the WB network even exists. Anyone who thinks The Wayans Brothers is a funny show should be killed.
Those TV ads that say you're giving money to terrorists if you buy drugs. That is absolute bullshit. If I buy some pot from a guy who gets it from some guy who grows it in his backyard in Montana, where do the terrorists come into the picture?
When you ask people what kind of music they like and they say, "Oh, I like a little of everything" and then you find out it means they like a lot of different varieties of crap, like basically any crap on the radio. Yeah, you basically don't like real music then. You like whatever Johnny Corporation tells you to like.
I hate preps. you know who im talkin about, " ABERCROMBIE THIS, ABERCROMBIE THAT" does anybody other then me ever wonder what exactly happened to fitch?? I hate when the f**k prep girls where the ugly a$$ shirts that say "Jock" "Prep" "Dork" If i really felt like whering jeans that were all worn looking and dirty looking, i would go roll around in the mud in shitty old barn jeans, rather then go to "A&F" and spend $75 for them...
Doctor Phill
Infomercials about food dehydrators, psychic friends, or real estate sales
Beanie Babies
The word "robust".
When that little red string that's supposed to help you, breaks when you try to open a Band-Aid
Anyone who says, "Pray tell", "Shenanigan" or "I feel your pain".
Barney
Finding hair in the shower, sink, or on the floor that isn't yours
Bugs, spiders, and other slimy, multi-legged creatures
Telemarketers
Cats that scratch for no good reason
Pimples
Missing puzzle pieces
Snoring
People who cut in line
People who say something mean and then immediately add, "Just kidding!"
People who ask me for my opinion and then immediately try to change my mind
People who sit behind you at the movie theater when you're trying to have fun with your date
Toilet paper starting from the bottom of the roll, not the top
Swimming goggles that leak
Unshoveled sidewalks in center city three days after it snows
"I'll just have a bite of yours"
bleeding profusely from the ears, nose and eyes
People who ask, "workin' hard or hardly workin'"
Anyone besides Austin Powers who uses the phrase, "yeah, Baby!"
If I see ONE MORE PERSON spell the word "response"
with a C (as in, responce) ... I AM GOING TO Fricken SCREAM!!! Do you people know what in the hell the spell check feature is for???
so why are people saying that halle berry over stated the importance of her award. dont they get it. the awards are 74y.o. and this is the first year an african american has won best actress. 40years since a black won best actor. yeah its fucking racist alright. and dont give me that its based on quality bullshit. that argument goes right out the window when kevin spacey won for american beauty over denzel washington in malcom x
my car got totalled and i got a ticket too. the little punk that hit me made it look like it was my fault when he looked like he was aiming for my car after blowing through a stop sign!!! and the dyke cop says i had to be speeding to do the damage i got...ha! that was my 'baby' and i loved that car!!! oh, i could go on, but it wouldn't be fit to print publicly
Fuckin weak-willed piece of shit assholes who clog up society with their petty bullshit addictions. Now don't get me wrong here. I'm all in favor of alcohol and heavy drug use but come on... If you need some fuckin chemical to live your life... you can't live without it? FUCK YOU! Fuckin kill youself, you're a waste to society anyway so fuckin go end your miserable existence that you can't live without your drug of choice.
Every time I'm on the web, that goddamn purple monkey pops up. It doesn't matter what site I'm on, its always there. The computer I have at school is slow enough, and that monkey doesn't help it at all. I would get an anti pop up program, but some sites I go to would be screwed up. I would like to meet the maker of that fucking monkey and and put his head through a computer screen. I truly HATE that fuckin' monkey. Purple fucker.
Well maybe the Monkey popups are bad enough, but BE GRATEFUL that you were not stupid enough to download the goddamn thing. It insinuates itself parasitically into your computer and changes settings; even your home page. Plus it tries to take over your life - I got rid of it after I staggered in at 3 am and turned on my computer. It told me I had no right to be up so late. Well I say "got rid of", but actually, a year later, I have just managed to track down and delete the last remnants of it.
There is not one person who has an online service that does not complain about all the adds on the internet. Damn it is like you can't get away from them. They stalk you every where you go. And they are really bad in MSN chat rooms. At 1st I thought it was funny that guys would IM these hot girls thinking they were real but they were porn bots. But now they IM everyone and take up space. Grrrrrr and some times these adds appear out of no where for all kinds of shit you don't need or want. You would think some one some where would make a software to block this shit from popping up on my screen. But every where I look they are there. Watching and waiting for me when I get online. Grrrrrrrr SOME ONE PLEASE STOP THE MADDNESS!!!!
Why do i have to get angry about so many fucking things! No matter how competant of a person you may make yourself, this goddam thing called anger skrews u up! It's like you're wired for explosion sometimes!
The thing that REALLY gets me down is my fucking asthma. People who have never experienced what it's like to be be slowly choking and struggling for each next breath have no idea. The way each breath feels like it's being sucked through a wet towel is terrifying. I hate this fucking condition and the way we can't find enough dollars for the research but we can find billions of dollars to run instantaneous wars. Fuck asthma and fuck terrorists who cause us to waste money we need for asthma research.
The only thing animals are good for is for FOOD. The only good animal is a dead, grilled piece of animal on my PLATE. Fuck endangered species and fuck animal rights fools. And "b/c of animal rights" vegetarians.
Okay, I am seriously getting annoyed. My doctor keeps putting me on new anti depressants and upping the doses, I went from Paxil and trazadone, to prozac and trazadone, to Effexor and trazadone, to Effexor and trazadone and depacote!! Goddamn! The effexor works good, I'm on 375 mgs. but the thing is, if you miss a dose, you feel like you are tweeking!!!!! And I hate the fact you are not supposed to drink while on them, well screw that!!! I drink anyways!!
Hey, high school teachers!!
stop eating out of the garbage! We are the ones who have to put up with 50 minutes of trash breath
in class!!
I'm so angry because women do horrible things to their hair. I know! Let's get an 80's "Bi-Level" and get a bad perm and then frost it! And then let's tease the bangs way up-that's an intelligent look. How come most women have that very hairstyle or a sick mutation of it? If you have this hairstyle, you look like an idiot! Do you go to the beauty parlor and say, "I wanna look like a DORK"-? I know you pay money to make yourself look like that. Otherwise it wouldn't bother me so much. If I were a hairdresser I would REFUSE to do that to somebody. When the hairdresser has hair like that, don't walk--RUN!! Please let's let the bad Farrah Fawcett and the Bi-levels and the stupid stupid bangs go the way of Pet Rocks and Care Bears! I wanna shave your heads! I wanna shave your heads! I wanna shave your heads!
30 year old mucous-green shag rug resembling Oscar the Grouch on Sesame Street. A nappy, burr-tangled mess that does not respond to carpet shampoo (and I'll bet sandblasting would have no effect, either). Evidence of kittens upon it, if you know what I mean. They skinned Oscar, then decided to glue his sorry hide down on solid concrete. The result is sore on the feet as it is on the eyes. This is in the livingroom: first thing you see as you walk in, and it makes you want to puke. This is the final year we're going to be treading upon this foul expanse of fungus, and good riddance
God how I hate getting a cold sore on the inside of my mouth. How can such a tiny sore hurt so damn much?? It feels like a nail being jabbed in my mouth. And I can't drink orange juice or anything like that. The pain is excruciating.
if i'm not getting high blood pressure headaches (the kind that are in the base of your skull), then i'm getting stress headaches, sinus migranes, or regular-i-think-i'm-gonna-puke-up-dinner-headaches. what the fuck? you'd think SOMEONE could invent something that makes headaches go away and STAY away...short of decapitating yourself. this sucks! excedrin is in business because of me!!
I am sick of my Hotmail account being repeatedly SPAMmed. I have sent a number of messages to the support staff to no result. I'll be taking my Free email business elsewhere.
I really hate those damn people at hotmail. I can't ever check my mail without some kind of bullshit. I get so annoyed. Then when you try to contact them they give you some automated response that doesn't even help at all. Fuck all you hotmail people.
I ticks me off to see people walk out of a washroom without washing their hands! What is wrong with those filthy people?!!!
Every fucking day it's foggy here! The fog just looms over this side of town like a damn plague, then you go to the other side of town or leave the city and boom! It's sunny! Why is the one side of town I live and go to school at foggy, cold and yucky? Just once I would like to wake up and see to the end of the block even better yet, I'd like to see sunshine. I can't wait 'til I can get out of this stupid city.
gold teeth are nasty. get that crap off and show the natural teeth
Hillary Clinton
Regis and Kathie Lee
Pauly Shore
Carrot Top
Bad drivers
Fat people who don't wear enough clothing
Public Restrooms
barney whats so great about a purple dinosaour?
